Friday, December 23, 2005

Oooo! Dat's Gotta Hurt!



OK, so Osama's niece is going to model and show a little skin. And frankly, I won't lie to you, yes, those western infidel men are going to look at her and drool over her, and I'll be the first in line.

That's just gotta piss him off...that's if he wasn't in some rock somewhere where the only communication he has is mule transported paper and he had access to modern day media.

http://www.smh.com.au/news/people/meet-osamas-niece/2005/12/23/1135032164860.html

8 comments:

David_Z said...

that's pretty hot. I bet it pisses him off somethin' fierce.

Captain Capitalism said...

I think my true calling in the war against terrorism is to do my best to get this woman to sleep with me and piss off Osama that she would be sleeping with a pro-American, pro-Capitalist, pro-Western infidel.

Hey, I'm just trying to do my patriotic and American duty, and do what needs to be done to advance and protect truth, justice, and the American way.

Frank said...

Perhaps you can try and sleep with her in Osama's bed.

I'll film (just wanna do my bit to help the internet progress)

Captain Capitalism said...

Pfaaa! You and your "pr0n!"

I'm having a hard enough time just trying to date the crap that's here in Minnesota, let alone get a goddess like that to go out with me.

However, in the extremely unlikely event that;

1. I meet her
2. She wants to sleep with me
3. She is willing to be filmed by some crazy Aussie and his dingos

You, Frank my friend, will be the first person I call to film.

Just don't hold your breath.

Arcane said...

Sorry, dude, but she ain't all that hot... I mean, look at that face! She's Osama without a beard... sure, she has nice legs, but she can't touch Keira Knightley. Not even close!

Frank said...

doinkicarus:
We should all line her up for a good 'ol fashion bukkake session - i'll have to tie the dingos up.

David_Z said...

well, this convo has quickly taken a turn for the worse...

Captain Capitalism said...

Keep it clean gentlemen or I'll ban you all. There will be no bukaka sessions of mentioning of taking somebody in the stink.